these aren't your average water guns.

Weird: Hardcore "hello kitty guns"... and yes, they're real! CNN reports Jim's Gun Supplies can paint your guns in a wide variety of colors. Match your eyes, bag and favorite hobbies. Some people are unamused.
Found by: kai


Weird: A man needing a jaw bone replacement grew his own in his abdomen for 9 months. As gross as that sounds it had a much faster healing time and no rejection problems. Slate comments: Is that a bone in your abdomen, or are you just glad to see me?

News: Another school shooting, you know what that means kids! Time for the video-game-violence-causing-shootings debate once again. Jack Thompson is the name of the new crusader, but while getting attention for his strong views against gaming he made sure to make several plugs for his book and websites. Very classy.
Found by: pp

News: Toshiba declared Tuesday that it has given up the race against Sony Blu-Ray and that it will stop making players by March. Hurray for another monopolistic market!
Found by: pp

Random: Giant sea spiders. Need I say more?
Found by: kai


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